Friday, February 29, 2008

FUCK fuckity fuck fuck motherfuckin fucksticks

i cannot even express how pissed off i am right now. i have been able to feel my blood throb for about the last half hour. i was diligently pasting a case citation into my brief when i inadvertently stumbled on a document mine which exploded most of what i had done over the last couple hours (which was saved but wouldn't restore) throughout everything that had been there before. single words, pieces of words, halves of citations, random formatting all scattered throughout. GOD DAMNIT. seriously, what the fuck is with that. so i spent about half an hour cleaning it all up, losing god knows what. i was having so much trouble sitting down and doing productive work, and then i finally manage to do some, and then the craziest bullshit happens. i think the cig i had immediately after it happened was gone in like two minutes. i contemplated breaking into the liquor store since THEY CLOSE AT NINE and i need to guzzle a fifth. what i really want to do is go into a fine china shop or something full of fragile shit and just go to town with a baseball bat. instead i'm sitting here tearing up cardboard and typing this. i am typing SO HARD right now. at this point, i expect the baby jesus to appear before me and be like "what more do you want for a sign that you should not go to law school? you shouldn't even need a fucking sign! what are you doing here anyway?" oh, back to word for a moment, the best part about all of this is that it came about as a result of an autocorrect function. man, i am still pretty seriously pissed. i was just gonna post this but i am having connection problems. as i sit here, i just keep muttering to myself about how upset i am, even though i of all people should be perfectly aware of the extent of my pissed off-ness.

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