lay off the cream soda

fresh off a three set masterpiece from the hippo. good times. in official news, i got into the one school i didn't think i would get into. probably still not gonna go there, but i will give it a second look. illinois institute of technology chicago-kent school of law. very comforting indeed.
in unofficial news, i would like to share with everyone what is really going on with iran. ok, so like two weeks ago the crazy militant faction of iran, the revolutionary guard, grabbed up on fifteent british seamen. the whole time iran was demanding a public apology from the british governmet for illegally entering iranian waters. this never happened. sifting through the news about the recent release of these sailors i discovered a small comment about a possible 'independent action' that may or may not have been taken by the iraqi gubment. no one knows why iran suddenly went soft and let these folks go. ask me about my conspiracy theory: so britain is bailing on iraq. the us wants to maintain a relationship with the brits such that they continue to act as lap dog. the us has the puppet ass iraqi gubment concede contested waters to iran on the down low. britain never has to apologize for entering iranian waters, and they get their sailors. they in turn owe us one. scams, i tell ya. believe that.